double meaning jokes.?

Double meaning jokes. What the fu*k..? I know quite a stupid topic to blog about..( yea, “very stupid” echoes in my head.), but the truth is Indians love to make every possible sentence a joke, not just any joke but a true proper perverts joke, for example, “it came”  simple, to the point and means something arrived (laughing).. I’m sitting in class and waiting for a text to come through.., it does and with all the joy and excitement ( boys know that excitement when some hot girl messages you rite?)  so It just happened that I yelled “it came”. Silence..  heads turning.. looking, staring (few of them, rite in the front. Laughing!) I look at the lecturer and she’s looking at me like I used a swear word. I just freaking said “it came”  yea I know , I know! But still.. just out of context no one is going to scream they ejaculated! And the last person who should get the joke, is the lecturer.!  Spontaneous people seem to have the nack of making everything u say sound perverted.  Those guys can make the most innocent things sound dirty even if it fu*cking has no relation! For eg” I drove that car”… they go like.. “oohhhh!! U drooove that cAARRR!” what the fu*k?! it was a car, and and I drove it, not drooove it! double meaning  jokes are funny! But making every fu*king thing a joke is not a scene! We Indians just don’t get the concept of these jokes.! We seem to crack these jokes at all the wrong places too. Fu*k, I remember this one time, I was caught in school for staring at girls (don’t even fu*king ask!) a friend of mine and i! so it wasn’t only me!  So we’re taken to the principal’s office, were standing there while that fool is on the phone and he says something like, “ hold it, I want it”. My friend looks at me ( his face all puffed up! And ready to burst out laughing! Tears.. shaking like a biatch!)  nudges me, we are in the fu*king principal’s office for “staring at so some stupid girls” and he wants me to laugh? What the fu*k?!( p.s I did laugh!)  I think the reason behind our perverseness  is because our entire sub-continent is shaped like one big penis( too graphic?)!  And maybe in a few perspectives like a u know!  Everybody just loves the idea of sex jokes! Not just the direct ones but even the double meaning ones! I’m proud to be Indian! (prouder to be double joke maker!) but seriously.. do you think that’s why the other developed fu*kers don’t take us seriously?  We have some of the greatest minds on the planet at the same time we get our cases taken on television all the time! Its like we are the “funny Indian guy” ( girl, boy it doesn’t matter. Just “ funny Indian guy”.) I think we should be considered to be funny but also the perverted funny guy! U know! We are the people who crack double meaning jokes even at funerals, weddings, naming ceremonies and every other Indian thing we Indians do!( given a chance…!), these developed fu*kers  cant even make a proper ‘your mamma joke! If we learn to control our double meaning abilities! Become powerful assets! ( I know, im thinking… hmmhmm assssetttsssss!! Double meaning fu*ckers that we are!).